
Simpcitu: That Hilarious Moment You Went Full Fanboy (And Owned It Like a Pro)
Picture this: You’re scrolling TikTok at 2 AM, bleary-eyed. Suddenly, your favorite artist drops a surprise snippet of a new song. Your fingers fly. Before your rational brain can intervene, you’ve posted a comment dripping with enough adoration to embarrass a medieval court poet: “OH MY ACTUAL GOD, KING/QUEEN/LITERAL DEITY! I WOULD WALK BAREFOOT ACROSS LEGOS…